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CraftyMature: Where even the creepers have more maturity than ‘femanon’

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Are you tired of being told to GTFO because you look too young? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all ages, even if you look seventeen but are actually a 90-year-old granny! Join us for some wild adventures and build your dream world where age is just a number and fun is endless. Plus, we have a secret underground club where only the oldest players are allowed – so get ready to party like it’s 1899!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCrafty Saiyans: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are afraid of us and the diamonds beg to be mined by our players! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is so epic, we once held a virtual bake-off competition where the winner got a real-life golden apple delivered to their doorstep by a pack of wolves.

So why join our server? Because here, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash caused by a herd of exploding sheep. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty McCraftface: Where creepers are just misunderstood pets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

1. DavisCraft 2. Joel’s Blocky Adventures 3. The Joel Zone 4. Pixelated Joel 5. Joel’s Mine-tastic World 6. Joel’s Epic Blocks 7. Crafty Joel’s Realm 8. Joel’s Blocky Kingdom 9. The JoelCraft Server 10. Joel’s Minecraft Madness

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the players are as tall as giants and as strong as Hulk? Look no further than our server, where our 6’7 Aussie gigachad players roam the land, crushing blocks with their bare hands and building epic structures with their massive muscles.

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary battles between gigachads, where they use their superhuman strength to duel it out in epic PvP matches. Will you be able to stand toe to toe with these towering titans?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Beware of their sneaky tricks as you navigate through the world and try to survive their deadly pranks.

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server, where the gigachads reign supreme and the ninja chickens keep you on your toes. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Divine Spears Created:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixelated Pandemonium: NijiEN’s Wild Minecraft Madness!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew has taken over and turned it into a wild and wacky world of mayhem!

From LazuLight causing mischief to OBSYDIA bringing the drama, you never know what to expect on this server. Ethyria is filled with magical surprises, Luxiem is a land of endless possibilities, and Noctyx is where the party never stops.

ILUNA is a realm of enchantment, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines (even at night), Krisis is a place of epic battles, and TTT is where teamwork makes the dream work.

Join now for a chance to build, explore, and survive in this insane world of Nijisanji EN madness! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and discordfags – they’re lurking around every corner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FF16 Fan Club Minecraft Server – Where it’s safe to admit you liked it!

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Are you tired of hiding your love for Final Fantasy 16? Well, fear no more! Our Minecraft server is a safe haven where you can proudly proclaim your adoration for ff16 without judgment. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your ff16 obsession is not only accepted but celebrated!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks suddenly start disappearing or if you find yourself being chased by a floating pickaxe!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where anything is possible, even admitting your love for ff16!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	8724	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ores Mined:	1665	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

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Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyIndie – Where Creepers and Hipsters Unite!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things indie games! If you’re tired of the mainstream and craving something different, then this is the place for you. We’ve got everything from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time, and even some obscure gems like DashBored and Loop Hero.

Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.

Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

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Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	100
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	844993
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dimension Hops:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3