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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3686
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	83	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.