”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	71
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Animals Bred:	83	Potions Brewed:	51
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	8398	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3529	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Farms Harvested:	760
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Potions Brewed:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ores Mined:	6559	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.