”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8709	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Star Shards Collected:	198
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3534

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2037
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	9913
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5261	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Villages Defended:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.