”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crops Grown:	6451
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StepDadDanceNoChance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Divine Spears Created:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
New Chunks Explored:	28291	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LoveCraftedMC

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyWarZone

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so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7800	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

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yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4335	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Emeralds Found:	699
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

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Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Runes Activated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	338
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2668
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1067	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Items Found:	5197
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.