”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	6498
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5671
Chimeras Created:	1	Votes:	5618
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	119
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	172
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7920	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	533
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ores Mined:	6447
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Votes:	8120	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	157
Players Killed by Monsters:	6465	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2616	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!