HolyCraft: School of Shock

Abuse, catholic church, catholicism, child abuse, education, Ferocious violence, government response, historical abuse, Holycraft, institutional abuse, investigation, ireland, irish history, Justice, religious institutions, religious-run schools, Report, School, shock, shocking levels of abuse, survivors, Trauma, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mines Excavated:	3181	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	834	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! our players are so crazy, they make the ferocious violence at Ireland’s religious-run schools look like child’s play!

we have levels of abuse that will shock you to your core, but in a fun and entertaining way! build your own crazy creations and watch them get destroyed by our insane players who will stop at nothing to cause chaos!

join now for a wild and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity! who needs religious-run schools when you can have this level of craziness in minecraft?!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dimension Hops:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	299
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!