so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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