HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL yall need to join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Islamic militants beheading 70 Christians in a Church in the Democratic Republic of Congo! But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you from those crazy mobs! Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you’ll have to fight off mobs and build your own epic base to survive. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare items waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Beta Crafters United 1.20.6

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Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place!
We’ve got more custom mods than a squirrel has nuts, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us if you wanna build a tower taller than your ego, mine for diamonds like a Kardashian mines for drama, and PvP like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t, but it’s still hella fun).

So what are you waiting for, you potato-loving, creeper-fearing, block-placing maniacs? Come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous!

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UnexpectedMC SMP

adapting to change, life choices, life expectations, life journey, life lessons, life path, life surprises, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, resilience, self reflection, smp, unexpected blessings, unexpected challenges, unexpected disappointments, unexpected opportunities, unexpected outcomes, unexpected turns, unexpected twists., UnexpectedMC, unforeseen circumstances

Yo, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where the pigs are actually aliens in disguise and the chickens are secretly plotting to take over the world. It’s like a whole conspiracy theory up in here, man. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect us from their evil clucks.
And get this, the villagers are actually a secret society of master builders who can create epic structures in seconds. They’re like the Illuminati of Minecraft, I swear. Join our SMP and you’ll uncover all the hidden secrets of this crazy world.

Plus, we have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, your life will never be the same once you step foot in our pixelated paradise.

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CraftyPutin or TrumpCraft?

collusion, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, CraftyPutin, election interference, foreign influence, Government, intelligence agencies, investigation, Kremlin, national security, opinion, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Russian asset, speculation, suspicious behavior, Treason, trump, Trumpcraft, US president

Are you tired of pondering political conspiracy theories and just want to escape reality for a bit? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and build your very own wall to keep out any potential Russian assets (looking at you, Steve from down the block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential government surveillance. Who needs a tinfoil hat when you have a diamond helmet, am I right?

So come on down and join us for some blocky fun and questionable political discussions. Just remember, the creepers are watching…always watching.

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SpaceXCrashCraft Minecraft Server

agricultural land, agriculture, crashes, debris cleanup, elon musk, environmental impact, Farmer, field, lawsuit, lawsuit threat, legal action, legal dispute, Minecraft, property damage, rocket debris, rocket launch, rural community, Server, space exploration, space junk, space technology, spacex, SpaceXCrashCraft

so, like, this farmer dude was just minding his own business, tending to his crops and whatnot, when outta nowhere a frickin’ rocket from spacex comes crashing down into his field. like, can you even imagine the chaos?! now he’s all like “i’m gonna sue you, elon musk!” and we’re just here like, why deal with that drama when you can join our minecraft server instead? we promise no rockets will be crashing into your virtual farm, just good times and epic builds. plus, who needs legal action when you can just mine for diamonds and chill with your virtual pals? come join us and leave the rocket drama behind, trust us, it’s outta this world!

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PutinCraft2020

bilateral meeting, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign affairs, international relations, May 9, Meeting, Moscow, Politics, possible summit, potential meeting, presidential visit, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, summit, trump, united states, US-Russia relations, Visit, world news

so, like, imagine this: trump and putin are gonna meet up in moscow on may 9, right? but get this, they ain’t talkin’ politics, they’re playin’ minecraft together on this EPIC server! yep, you heard right, they’re gonna be buildin’ walls and makin’ deals in the virtual world.
join this server and maybe you’ll run into trump and putin, workin’ together to create the biggest, most luxurious minecraft castle you’ve ever seen. who knows, maybe they’ll even let you join in on the fun and help them out.

but be warned, this server is full of surprises and you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. so come on, join us and be a part of this historic meeting of minds in the world of minecraft!

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BlockBuster Cancer Cure

blockbuster, breast cancer, Cancer, Cancer Stem Cells, cancer treatment, Cell Growth Inhibition, clinical trials, cure, drug development, Exciting Breakthrough, FDA-approved drug, health, innovation, Medical research, oncology, Precision medicine, repurposing, Targeting, Therapeutic Strategy, Therapy, Treatment, Tumor Suppression

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just mining and building and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! we have discovered a way to repurpose an fda-approved drug to target cancer stem cells in breast cancer. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more!
join our server and not only will u have a blast mining and crafting, but u will also be helping to fight cancer! every block u mine, every creeper u kill, is one step closer to finding a cure for breast cancer. plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep u on ur toes.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and help us save the world, one block at a time! who knew fighting cancer could be so much fun?

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Ordinary SMP

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Name Ordinary SMP

Version 1.21.4

Features Vanilla, Whitelisted, Community-Focused, Grief Protection

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FAQ

Why join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for an active and diverse player community, server-wide events, custom resource pack, and a high-quality whitelisted experience.

How to join?

You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

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Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, BBC, beauty, Compliment, Enchanted, fashion, girl, look good, OFFENDED, offended by appearance suggestion, offended by bbc, offended by beauty advice, offended by compliment, offended by fashion suggestion, offended by opinion, offended by pairing suggestion, offended by style comment, offended girl, offended reaction, paired, PIXEL, reaction, Realm, Style

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why? Because we don’t get offended over anything, even if you suggest weird stuff like pairing up with a blocky black cat! We’re all about that crazy, no-holds-barred fun here! So come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no judgment zone, bro!

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BlockyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BlockyBoyfriend, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, emotional intelligence, emotional labor, Expectations, Gender Roles, housework, Laundry, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, self-care, Server, stress, teamwork, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!
Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the only one doing housework in your relationship. On our server, everyone pitches in to clean up creeper explosions and cook up some delicious virtual meals. No more feeling like you’re the only one carrying the load – here, everyone pulls their weight (even the virtual cats!).

Imagine a world where your partner doesn’t complain about the state of the virtual wardrobe or leave a pile of virtual laundry for you to deal with. On our server, teamwork makes the dream work, and you’ll never have to hear “still looks like stuff exploded in there” ever again.

So come on in and join us for a stress-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole virtual community ready to have your back? Let’s build, mine, and adventure together – because on our server, everyone is a team player (even the virtual cats)!

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WeatherCheckMC

CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, family, feelings, future plans, Gaslighting, group dynamics, group sessions, group trip, intelligence, misunderstandings, Offense, Packing, Preparation, Professional help, Siblings, trip, weather, WeatherCheckMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the weather on my ill-fated trip with my sibling and their spouse? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be caught in a torrential downpour of mobs or if you’ll strike gold in a hidden treasure chest. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not checking the forecast – we thrive on unpredictability!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like my sibling and their spouse, you may find yourself canceling future group sessions because you feel they’re “unproductive.” But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell about the time you accused someone of calling you unintelligent over a Minecraft chat.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, always check the weather forecast before logging on – you never know when a storm of creepers might be headed your way!

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HitWonderSMP – Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.
We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers we have roaming around, they’re like our own little explosive buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as our favorite mob and have dance parties in the Nether. And every full moon, we sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Ender Dragon for good luck. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BestSMPever #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend #PiggyPower

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AccentCraft

AccentCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old accents? Well, look no further because our server has the most attractive accents you’ve ever heard! We’ve got villagers speaking in Shakespearean English, creepers with a French flair, and even Endermen who sound like they just stepped off the set of a telenovela. Join us for a linguistic adventure like no other and find out which accent makes your heart go pitter-patter!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, corporate exodus, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic impact, foreign policy, Geopolitics, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international business, international relations, Invasion, Minecraft, Moscow, political tensions, price to pay, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, western companies

So, like, yo, this server be like the craziest place in all of Minecraft land, like seriously dude. We got unicorns flying around, raining chocolate milk, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs.
If you join this server, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of dancing pigs or turn your enemies into giant marshmallows. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds that will make you scream like a banshee.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a golden toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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BRICSCraft: Trump’s Confusion

Alliance, Brazil, brics, BRICSCraft, China, confusion, Diplomacy, emerging economies, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global power, India, international relations, Politics, russia, Scared, south africa, trump, Trumps, uncertainty, uncertainty in leadership, united states, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where even trump is confused about who BRICS includes but they’re all scared of him anyway 😂🤣 our server is so lit that even world leaders are shaking in their boots 🥾🥾 come build, mine, and survive with us as we navigate through the chaos of international politics and blocky adventures 🌍💥 who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraftia 😎 join now and let’s make minecraft great again! 🚀🔥

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PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy

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so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!
and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!

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Name	Ordinary SMP
Version	1.21.4
Features	Vanilla, Whitelisted, Community-Focused, Grief Protection
Mods

Overview

FAQ

Why join Ordinary SMP?

How to join?