HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Animals Bred:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1438	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Emeralds Found:	2832	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	128	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	173
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀

Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Minecraft SMP /ksg/ Katawa Shoujo General

#pantsu, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Katawa Figurines, Anon’s Sprites, Backup KS Download, Christmas edition, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Font Rip, general, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, katawa, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KS Alpha, KS fanfics, KSG, KSG FAQ, KSG Map, Master Pastebin, Miki Route, Minecraft, Official Website, PRESENT, QoTT, Shoujo, smp, Steam page, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, Where Are 4LS Now

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Votes:	5948	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1409	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the routes in Katawa Shoujo.

Looking for a present for your katawa? Look no further, because on this server, you can gift them the most outrageous and hilarious items you can think of. From diamond swords to enchanted golden apples, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Miki Route hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and date Suzu or Hisao in the game? Only the most daring players will uncover the truth!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our custom Katawa Crash mini-game? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and obstacles that will test your skills and patience like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing (or crying) as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Katawa Shoujo and Minecraft, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and be a part of our crazy community today!

StepDadSavageFamWars

bbq, bodyshaming, Boundaries, cutting contact, family disrespect, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling like nobody, gift exchange, Outsider, seeking validation, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, step dad, step dad’s mother, step dad’s side, StepDadSavageFamWars, teenage struggles, weight comments

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	55
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling like an outsider in your own family? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a new, crazy, and welcoming community! We don’t care if you’re blood-related or not, as long as you bring your building skills and sense of humor to the table.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!

Crafty911Mishap

911, accident, ambulance, Crafty911Mishap, Crisis, dispatcher, emergency, emergency assistance, emergency call, emergency dispatch, emergency protocol, emergency response, emergency services, emergency situation, Fire department, first responders, Help, law enforcement, medical emergency, Panic, Police

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1667
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Ever called 911 and ended up in a Minecraft server instead? Well, that’s exactly what happens on our server! Join us for a wild ride where emergency calls lead to epic adventures in blocky worlds. Forget police and firefighters, we’ve got creepers and zombies to deal with! So next time you need help, just dial 911 and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, cheating allowed, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, European, finland, Grief Rollbacks, Hardware, intel, low latency, MinecraftOffline, Network, Performance, PvP, Raiding, RAM, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, SSD, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

MinecraftOffline Server Overview

General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.1
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware
Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the address minecraftoffline.net and version 1.21.1.

Q: Are there any resets on the world?

A: The world is permanent with no resets.

Q: Are cheating and griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What kind of hardware does the server use?

A: The server uses high-performance hardware including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

1.21.4, Argument, Bans, Civil, civil war, conservative agenda, cultural clash, demoralized white men, extremism, false hope, fighting for Israel, foot soldiers, genital mutilation, identity politics, movement, Political unrest, social battle, societal division, Trans, trans lunacy, trans movement, transgender rights, trump, War, White America

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Kek, 2024Kek kino, 216, 216 seething, 216 seething over, 216 seething over Go, G.., go, Go>/g/, Kek, Kek kino, Kino, Minecraft, Seething, seething over, seething over Go, seething over Go>/g/, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Votes:	2438	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!

academic pressure, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, financial dependence, ghostcraft, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, living abroad, Needed, personal growth, RSVP, self-care, sibling issues, student visa struggles, support system, toxic relationships, work-life balance

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!