Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 763762 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Ores Mined: 6177 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mines Excavated: 1301
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Runes Activated: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 63
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Farms Harvested: 633 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 21 Players Killed by Monsters: 3822
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2792
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dimension Hops: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Animals Bred: 131 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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