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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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