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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Divine Spears Created:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Emeralds Found:	941
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Emeralds Found:	5856	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7555	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	87
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	245712	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	783	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3