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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Players Killed by Monsters: 2414 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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