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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 531 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.
we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.
plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.
