HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

anti-Semitic, BELIEF, Christianity, Conspiracy, controversial, Cross, cuck, historical, Holycraft, Jesus, Jewish, Kike, lmao, Mother, offensive, psyop, Religion, roman empire, Roman soldier, ROMANS, satire, Virginia, whore

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	859
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	172404	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

Mystic Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Ave Mujica, bad attitude, character analysis, confusion, criticism, Haven, horrible person, judgement, lack of understanding, Missing something, mystic, negative vibes, Nyamu, odd behavior, perplexed, perplexing behavior, puzzling behavior, questionable actions, questioning behavior, strange behavior, unexplained behavior, unexplained hostility

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7879
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	237
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because Nyamu is like the ultimate villain there, causing chaos and drama for no reason at all. It’s like watching a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowing up everywhere. Trust me, you won’t be bored for a second on this server. Plus, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans Nyamu will pull next. It’s like a reality show on steroids, but in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, join now!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, CheaterCraft, Cheating, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding attendance dilemma, wedding controversy, wedding decision, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding perspective

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a real-life trashy reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating bosses, drunken security guards, and ambulance calls in parking garages.

But wait, there’s more! Help us hide empty vodka bottles from child protective services and navigate the moral dilemmas of attending weddings for friends with questionable pasts. Will you be the one to expose the truth, or will you play along and pretend everything is fine?

Join us on this outrageous adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen, and friendships can be tested in the most unexpected ways. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like never before!

WeddingCraft or TherapyCraft

anger issues, brother’s therapy, Communication, depression, family, Financial, forgiveness, Guilt, in-laws, Marriage, neglect, parents, reconciliation, relationships, selfish, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! So, get this, my bro Kyle is out here causing chaos with his anger issues and depression, and my in-laws are straight up boycotting my wedding because I won’t cancel it to pay for his therapy! Like, what even is this soap opera? 😂

But hey, if you wanna join this wild ride of a server, we’ve got all the craziness you could ever dream of. From family feuds to financial dilemmas, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can just log onto this server and witness the chaos firsthand? 🤪

So, come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over wedding funds and therapy bills. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nose…or hits their girlfriend. 😅 But hey, that’s just another day in the life of this Minecraft server! 🎉🎮

PetPawParty Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, Antics, BIZARRE, crazy, eccentric, funny, idiosyncrasies, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar habits, peculiarities, pet behavior, pet habits, PetPawParty, Pets, quirky, smp, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5570
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	3961	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a pet chicken that thinks it’s a ninja and does backflips all day long. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig that can breakdance better than any human I’ve ever seen. Plus, our pet llama is a secret agent who goes on top secret missions when we’re not looking. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it, I promise!

OffKeyCraft

big singer, famous singer, famous singers, mainstream artist, mainstream success, Music (Industry), music industry controversies, music industry criticism, music industry debate, music industry scandals, music industry success, OffKeyCraft, overrated singer, popular music, successful singer, talentless singer, untalented singer, vocal abilities, vocal performance, worst singer, worst singer ever

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Votes:	1246
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of listening to terrible singers on the radio? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the worst singer to ever make it big serenading you 24/7! Join us for a cacophony of off-key notes and ear-piercing screeches that will have you questioning your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of tone-deaf zombies who have formed a boy band and are ready to perform their latest hit single, “Moans of Misery.” So if you’re looking for a truly unique and unforgettable musical experience, join our server today!

F16Frenzy2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, european defense, F-16s, F16Frenzy2025, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, military support, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands military, SECURITY, Ukrainian defense minister, Ukrainian military

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider

Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

academic misconduct, academic publishing, citation analysis, citation manipulation, citation patterns, citation practices, citations, database, Ethics, papers, PIXEL, publication, research, research misconduct, retracted papers, Retraction, Retractions, scholarly publishing, scientific integrity, scientist, scientists, self-citation rates, Server, Top, top-cited

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	841	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

The Lab

Craftoria, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, HARD, Head Database, Lab, location, Minigames, Modpack, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	669	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	427
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info:

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features:

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

Join Us:

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ:

1. How often does the server restart?

The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.

2. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.

3. Can I host my own events or minigames on the server?

Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

4. Is there a modded server available?

Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	5740

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Votes:	8438	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crops Grown:	8828
Votes:	1206	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!