HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Academic Socials 1.20.1

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	318
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	92871
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Farms Harvested:	814
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ores Mined:	768
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

Players:	95/600	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4932
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4