HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Dragon Eggs Found:	1152
Runes Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchantments Applied:	223
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Votes:	911	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2621	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

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Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

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Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	8246	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2123	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	649	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

cool internet finds, cool web discoveries, coolest website, CoolWebz, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden treasures, hidden web gems, internet finds, lesser-known websites, Minecraft, obscure web finds, obscure websites, secret internet gems, secret online gems, secret websites, smp, under-the-radar websites, undiscovered online treasures, undiscovered websites, unique websites, unknown websites

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	292
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Towns Built:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!