Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyNoobsBegone

    CraftyNoobsBegone
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma
    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 129 Magic Items Found: 1527
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Enchantments Applied: 164
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Emeralds Found: 8862
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ores Mined: 8191
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Animals Bred: 39 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Towns Built: 9
    Runes Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 1442
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1977 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Potions Brewed: 55 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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