Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Void Gems Collected: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Meteorites Collected: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Farms Harvested: 302
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Animals Bred: 151
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 New Chunks Explored: 247419
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3087
    Potions Brewed: 65 Animals Bred: 174
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Farms Harvested: 782
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5381 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5504
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 434 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4728 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Star Shards Collected: 70
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2053 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Dimension Hops: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
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