Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	4161	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8111	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyImprovements

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

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so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	396
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NORRSMC

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Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

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Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4769
Emeralds Found:	2521	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Farms Harvested:	108
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SisCraftOFShame

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	607	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SeaCreepCraft

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Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	298	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Solar Fields Fun Craft

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OMG U GUYS, dis Minecraft server is like, outta dis world! We got scientists and stuff makin’ maps of da Sun’s coronal magnetic fields, like whaaaat? U can learn all about solar eruptions and sunspots and be all smart and stuff. Join dis server and be part of da solar revolution, it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, we got like, special Sun-themed skins and tools for u to use, so u can be da coolest player in da whole dang server. Come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s explore da mysteries of da Sun together! 🌞🔥🚀

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	8654
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.