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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Villages Defended: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 146 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Dimension Hops: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ExeosCraft

    ExeosCraft

    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Cropied

    Cropied

    play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dimension Hops: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 129
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MunchyMC

    MunchyMC

    MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5337 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Emeralds Found: 4751 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4510 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 135
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4682 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 679 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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