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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crops Grown:	3241
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	339	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8437
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	850867
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6961
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Divine Spears Created:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crops Grown:	8368	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Void Armor Forged:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!