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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4597	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5120	Dragon Eggs Found:	5949

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	318843	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	3606	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7524	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Villages Defended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1890	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Buildings Constructed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Items Found:	3098	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!