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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ores Mined:	2460
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	14478	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	299	Zombie Dances:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Towns Built:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
New Chunks Explored:	263197	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).