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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7646
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	115

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1595

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	435518	Ores Mined:	1796
Star Shards Collected:	203	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7409	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Star Shards Collected:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2443	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1831
Void Armor Forged:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7891

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.