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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	490
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4124	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	1481
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mines Excavated:	3441
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1518	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5091	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!