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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	170
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrotherlyCraft: The Crap Confrontation

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be kicked out for no reason? Join our server and never worry about being asked to leave a virtual living room again! Our server is so massive, you can lay on a virtual couch without anyone bothering you. Plus, we have a special “annoying brother” protection policy in place, so you can game in peace. Join now and never question your thought process again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SelfCareCraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP and level up your self-care game! Our server is like a virtual spa day for your soul, where you can mine diamonds while practicing mindfulness and relaxation techniques. Need to destress after a long day of creeper explosions? Our community of players will serenade you with soothing lullabies as you build your dream castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who give the best virtual hugs in the game. So come join us and let your self-care journey begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ores Mined:	6324
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TearsOfJoyMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCreeperClash

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be part of epic battles and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between Hezbollah and Iran against Israel! like, imagine building your own base and fighting off enemies with crazy weapons and armor. plus, there’s like secret missions and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now before it’s too late! come be a part of the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	51	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

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WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
No Towny	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom crafting recipes	and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
Strict rules	against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Server Information

Game Version: JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement: 14+
Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Divine Spears Created:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
New Chunks Explored:	326799	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftySocialCraft

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Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

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so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

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Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	6415	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2082

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”