Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7412
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3180

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	336327	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9040	Ores Mined:	8468
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2229	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?