Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Alien Abductions:	0

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	617

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Star Shards Collected:	117
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

factoid, fun fact, insignificant fact, Interesting fact, irrelevant fact, nugget of useless information, obscure fact, pointless information, random knowledge, tidbit of knowledge, Trivia, trivial fact, unimportant fact, useless data, useless fact, useless factoid, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbit, useless trivia, UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Votes:	8608	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	5312	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4018
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3238	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1470	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

Players:	102/300	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6