Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

Anime, catbox, Character, Entertainment, Expression, funny, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, humor, image, internet, japanese, maki, meme, Minecraft, Picture, reaction, Shit, Shocked, smp, social media, surprised, trending, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server! We cater to the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who wants to play with the peasants, am I right?

Join our server and mingle with the likes of Vei, Shxtou, and even the legendary Mint Fantôme. We’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to their birthdays, because why not celebrate virtually with your favorite chuubas?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section just for ducks. Yes, you heard that right – ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good quack while mining for diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Koikatsu card or two (SEEEEEEEEEX)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	727813	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5121	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BroZone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	635
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PhotogriefersAnonymous

autism spectrum, Communication, Conflict, deleting photos, depression, emotional struggle, external drives, GRIEVING, iCloud, Irreplaceable, Loss, macbook, Memories, mental health, pandemic, PhotogriefersAnonymous, Resentment, Support, Technology, Understanding, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Mines Excavated:	3883
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	434	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8326	Farms Harvested:	800
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Farms Harvested:	391	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ores Mined:	5937	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.