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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7389 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.
