Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	New Chunks Explored:	649004
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	6288
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	3308	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Potions Brewed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6439
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7819
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchantments Applied:	173	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7012	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5011	Votes:	2665
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	693534	Votes:	2407
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	97

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	182	Votes:	7620
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchantments Applied:	80
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	6859	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1407	Votes:	643
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.