Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Ores Mined:	8032

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	183
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Farms Harvested:	684	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9436
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9320	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!