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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6797	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	70946
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Majkrafci

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Plymouth Valley

When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9196
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gizmic

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

German-mine

german server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	New Chunks Explored:	234665
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Creativehub community server

Airbase, Airport, Architect, Aviation, BUILD, Builder, Cargo, city, Creative, Harbour, Military, Planes, Projects, Realistic, Server, Ships, Station, Terminal, Trains, Vehicles, Worldedit

Creativehub community serverA realistic creative server

IP adres: 188.40.171.46Bedrock port: 19132

Warps/warp Storage, /warp Architects, /warp Ships, /warp Aviation, /warp Trains, /warp Vehicles,/warp Plots, /warp PropsProjects: /warp Vareburg, /warp Thorbecke, /warp Kaserne

Become [builder]?Find out more at our spawn or join the discord server!

LinksDiscord: discord.gg/EcrSJ8HXxkDynmap: 188.40.171.46:8123/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	116	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SmrtFasizmuMC – Roleplay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Hello friends,

We are proud to present you a new old minecraft server called Death to Fascism MC. The server is a classic PVP/survival, and it was created from the old server of the same name that we all fondly remember, because it left a nice mark in our hearts. It was this feeling that inspired us to open the same server again and to create a healthy community that can be enjoyed by the young and a little older. (they are not to be thrown away either hehe).

We wish you good fun and good company on our server.

We will soon announce a competition for the staff team, which will be in charge of order and peace on the server.

For all questions, we are at your disposal.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ultimate PVP/RAID

Hello there! We just started our brand new PVP/RAID server called Ultimate PVP/RAID. Our server runs bukkit and as i said it is a PVP/RAID server so griefing is allowed, but if you claim your base then they wont be able to grief it. We also have drop parties at the evening with some enchants and stuff. If you like our server you can ofc donate to higher ranks (more info on the server) and soon we will need to have some moderators (you can apply for moderator) Join the server and have a good time with your friends hope to see you soon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9172	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!