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BlockyBootyCraft

attraction, BlockyBootyCraft, Communication, Connection, consent, DATING, desire, emotions, Intimacy, love, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, romance, sex, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

QatarCraft TV Banned!

Al Jazeera, arab world, banned, Broadcast, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, Government, international relations, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, palestinian authority, Politics, press freedom, qatar, QatarCraft, suspension, temporary, TV

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it!

SITE-19: Roleplay

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, foundation, groups of interest, Lag, like-minded people, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp server, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP-Themed, Site19, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation?	Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest such as Chaos Insurgency.
Is there lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, everything is hosted on a paid off by the owner server on vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay.
What events are hosted on the server?	Various events will be hosted, including a longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Naked Adventure Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult content, Adventure, bar censors, body positivity, Censorship, censorship in games, Character customization, controversial game, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist game, Gaming, Indie developer, indie game, Land, mature themes, naked, naked lady, non porn game, nudity, steam game, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – you can play as a naked lady with bar censors! I mean, who wouldn’t want to run around in a pixelated world as a censored naked chick, am I right? It’s like the ultimate freedom of expression, man. Plus, you can build some epic pixel art of boobs and butts. It’s like a virtual art gallery of NSFW goodness. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner perv run wild!

UglyDudeDatingPro

attractiveness, body image, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, Dating confidence, dating struggles, dating tips, Insecurity, personal development, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Social Skills, ugly man, UglyDudeDatingPro, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1830	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be drowning in diamonds and dates in no time. Our players are so charming, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer admiration. Plus, our custom mods will give you a makeover so hot, even the Ender Dragon will be asking for your number. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start swiping right on success!

Moody SMP

Billionaire City, Challenges, classic SMP, Community, Custom armor sets, Custom Biomes, Custom World Generation, Difficulty, Discord, Features, gameplay, Ip:, Lore, lore accurate furniture, mobs, MOOD system, moody, Quests, Seasons, smp, Unique Server, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	8926
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	2502
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

MoodySMP Overview

Features
An ever unravelling lore for you to discover!
A unique MOOD system
Dungeons
Towny, including the ability to create your own nation and go to war
Custom world generation (with custom biomes)
Seasons (changing the look and feel of the world)
Quests
Custom armour sets and mobs
Lore accurate furniture (that you can buy)
A new world with randomly generating structures to loot
Many new challenges (Mobs, Moods & More)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is MoodySMP?	MoodySMP is a vanilla+ SMP server with a unique blend of gameplay features and difficulties.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: billionaire.city
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at billionaire.city/discord
What kind of features does MoodySMP offer?	MoodySMP offers an ever-unravelling lore, unique MOOD system, dungeons, Towny, custom world generation, seasons, quests, custom armour sets and mobs, lore accurate furniture, and more.

Dream Team Chronicles 1.20.3

1.20.3, athletes, Basketball, Challenges, Chronicles, COMEBACK, Competition, Downfall, dream, dream team, Failure, History, le dream team, leadership, Legacy, motivation, perseverance, setbacks, sports, success, TEAM, teamwork, What Happened

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	926788
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about the boring old dream team, they ain’t got nothin’ on us!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas! You won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you.

We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! But beware, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

CursedGeneticsMC

cursed, CursedGeneticsMC, Dna, family history, genetic abnormalities, genetic conditions, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic expression, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variations, genetics, inherited traits

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchantments Applied:	289
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of being stuck with boring genetics in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own wacky genetic mutations! Want to have wings like a bird? Done. How about the ability to breathe underwater like a fish? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server where genetics are just a fun game of mix and match!

Join now and become the ultimate genetic freak in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal when you can be outrageously unique? Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest genetic combinations you can think of. Don’t be cursed with boring genetics, join our server and embrace your inner mutant!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

eastern europe, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, energy dispute, energy independence, Energy Markets, energy politics, energy sanctions, energy security, energy trade, Europe, european union, gas supply, GasCraft, gazprom, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, russia, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Animals Bred:	168
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	3213
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine ends supply of russian gas to europe but dont worry we have plenty of virtual gas to keep u warm and cozy in our pixelated world. build ur own gas pipelines and dominate the economy with ur gas empire. beware of creepers trying to sabotage ur gas production, they hate competition. join now and show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

KurskCraft: Where Russian Troops Go to Disappear

battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, casualties in war, Conflict, disappear, eastern front, History, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, military history, russia, Russian, Russian army, Soviet casualties, soviet union, Syrskyi, Troops, War, world war II

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ RUSSIA LOST 38,000 TROOPS AND NOW THEY’RE ALL PLAYING MINECRAFT INSTEAD HAHAHA. WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND PIGS OH MY. COME BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE RUSSIAN ARMY, THEY’RE COMING FOR US NEXT HAHA. SERIOUSLY THO, JOIN OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN AND CHAOS. #MINECRAFTARMY #LOLZYTIMES

Skin Route Virus Fun

cellular route, ebola, Ebola virus route, Emerge, epidemiology, findings, Fun, Healthcare, infectious disease transmission, infectious diseases, inner layers, Medical research, outer layers, person-to-person, public health, research, route, skin, skin surface, study, Transmission, virology, Virus

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so lyke, imagine u r just minding ur own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly u get attacked by a horde of zombies. u think u r done for, but then u remember u r on this epic server where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to give u hugs.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get zombie hugs, but u also get to explore the depths of the earth and find secret passages that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention that u can ride on the backs of giant chickens and fly around the server like a majestic bird? yea, that’s totally a thing on this server.

so come join us and experience the thrill of tracing Ebola’s route to the skin surface in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. #zombiehugsforlife

CoreMC

1.21.4, auto clicker, CoreMC, Eastern United States, Endgame, goals, grief logging, HACKING, Homophobia, Item duping, Lag, optifine, PvP, racism, RAM, ryzen, sexism, stealing, Transphobia, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Server Name	CoreMC
Started	3 years ago
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Hardware	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20 allocated to Minecraft)

Overview

CoreMC is a vanilla Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple and welcoming community for players of all types. The server runs on the stock vanilla .jar, allowing players to enjoy all the features and gameplay options of vanilla Minecraft. The server was started 3 years ago and has a dedicated player base looking to grow.

Rules

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No excessive lag-causing builds
No discrimination or harassment
No hacking
Alt accounts allowed

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through the Discord.

Additional Information

The world was generated in Minecraft 1.18 and will not be reset.
The server is hosted on a Ryzen 5 3550H with 32GB of RAM, located in the Eastern United States.
The server may go through periods of inactivity, but will remain online.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Client-side mods like Optifine and auto clickers are allowed. However, hacking mods like xray or flyhacks are not permitted. If you’re unsure about a specific mod, please ask first.

2. Are there any restrictions on building?

Players are allowed to build anything possible in vanilla Minecraft, as long as it does not cause excessive lag. If asked to scale back on lag-causing builds, please comply.

3. How active is the server?

The server may not be very active at times, but efforts are being made to recruit more players and maintain a welcoming community. Players are encouraged to set new goals for themselves to keep the gameplay engaging.

4. Can I have multiple accounts on the server?

Alt accounts are allowed as long as they are not used to break the server rules. If you have additional accounts you’d like to use, you can request to have them whitelisted.

5. Is the server regularly updated?

The server runs on the stock vanilla .jar, so updates will be dependent on official Minecraft updates. The world was generated in Minecraft 1.18 and will not be reset unless necessary.

Exile Path 2nd Gen 1.20.3

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1090
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3353
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can duel like a DRUID in a waiting room. Sounds crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the most recent patch notes that will blow your mind. Launch live updates that will make you question reality. And don’t even get me started on the patch notes – they’re so outrageous, you won’t believe your eyes!

But that’s not all! You can buy an early access key that will unlock a whole new dimension of craziness. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our trade site where you can trade like a madman. Climb the ladder of insanity on our server and consult our wiki for all the wacky info you need. And hey, if you respawn at a checkpoint, just remember the number 508532360 – it’s the key to unlocking the true madness of this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

NoobSkillz Minecraft SMP

Abilities, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobSkillz, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-perception, self-realization, Skills, smp, Talents

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be if you wanna flex your mad gaming skills and make some new friends.

So, like, the reason you should totally join is because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock a secret room filled with enchanted gear and potions. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and stuff.

Plus, we have this crazy PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your PvP skills. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ fire-breathing dragon as a pet.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have this giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the entire server. It’s like Disneyland, but with creepers and zombies instead of Mickey Mouse.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	103/400	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1877
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13