Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Star Shards Collected:	163	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crops Grown:	2604	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	1039
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mines Excavated:	1831	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/liftcraft-minecraft-server/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	414

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Crops Grown:	5814	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4533	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.