Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

1. Oy vey, 10. Dragon Ball, 11. Krillin-sama, 12. Hero, 13. Role model, 14. Kekling, 15. Virile bulls, 16. Multiverse, 17. Bacterian, 18. Wolf goddess wife, 19. Fusion, 2. Priest, 20. Kekold., 3. Seduce, 4. Church hierarchy, 5. Archbishop, 6. Almighty God, 7. Cuck, 8. Interdimensional portal, 9. Universe 7, Brain, Craft, FCKED, HOLY, Minecraft, priests, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3943	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	102
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Emeralds Found:	4344
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4425	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Void Gems Collected:	34

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crops Grown:	7941	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	990755	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	174	Players Killed by Monsters:	4975
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	4425
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	4839	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	214	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	267	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!