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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6631 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
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