HoloCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s twin brother, Fluffy. He’s not as scary as his sibling, but he sure knows how to throw a party. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in all of Minecraft, the Bacon Block, can only be found on our server.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Farms Harvested:	554	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!