HoloBig3BossMinecraftSMP

Abilities, accolades, Accomplished, Achievements, Awards, career, comparison, Competition, debate, holo big 3, holo members, HoloBig3BossMinecraftSMP, influence, Milestones, Performance, Popularity, Ranking, recognition, Skills, success, talent

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

We have a player who once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, only to realize halfway through that they forgot to bring snacks. Another player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to tame a creeper as a pet – let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7030	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Emeralds Found:	3859	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8675
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	182
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	153552	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	898	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	8017
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	97
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Votes:	2151	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4432	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6794
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	3956
Star Shards Collected:	227	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	120	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Items Found:	6132
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mines Excavated:	4212
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?