HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8681	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crops Grown:	9384
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Votes:	1525	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1117	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	482

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	969811
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Farms Harvested:	169	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1768	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2160
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Farms Harvested:	583	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Towns Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.