Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
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