holagentecilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Void Armor Forged:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	22166	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	901356
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	603499
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Farms Harvested:	597
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5230	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	107	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	262	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	4049
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	1011	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ores Mined:	9901	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4