Stone Age Minecraft Server

age, Anime, best girl, character comparison, chemistry, debate, dr stone, Fandom, favorite character, frequent appearances, Girl Power, H2SO4-chan, HNO3-chan, kawaii human form, Manga, Minecraft, nitric acid, nitric-chan, science fiction, Server, STONE, sulfuric acid, sulfuric-chan

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, archives, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., interactives, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, Switcheroos Edition, tg, Thread, Trash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyMom Minecraft Server

#sociopath, Apology, Behavior, communication problems, condescending, condoning, CraftyMom, cutting off, Daughters, DISRESPECTFUL, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, moody teen, mother-daughter relationship, mouthy, narcissistic ex, parenting, Server, single mother, Struggling, unkind

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3961	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, Etiquette, foster care, friendship, homeschooling, Hosting, inclusion, KidFree, Manners, MommyCraft, noob, parenting, patience, Playdate, Social Skills, socialization, special needs, Understanding, Zone

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

IllegalMinecraftSMP

breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, daily illegal activities, illegal actions, illegal activities, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal customs, illegal deeds, illegal habits, illegal patterns, illegal practices, illegal routines, IllegalMinecraftSMP, illicit activities, law violations, lawless behavior, regular lawbreaking, unlawful actions, unlawful behavior

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	629	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyKidMyths

changing perspectives, childhood beliefs, childhood enlightenment, childhood fantasies, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, cognitive development., CraftyKidMyths, debunked myths, evolving beliefs, false beliefs, growing up, learning, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, reality check, shattered illusions, unlearning

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8371

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	377452
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Animals Bred:	172	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	706
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

aita, APPOINTMENTS, car expenses, chauffeur, Communication, Driving, financial responsibility, gas, Girlfriend, grocery shopping, guzzler, horse care, medical leave, Medications, Minecraft, personal boundaries, refuel, relationship, Server, Support, Time management, Transportation, Understanding, Venmo

Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5013	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkinnyVsChonkCraft

body image, childhood obesity, dietary choices, Exercise, family dynamics, family health, growth spurt, Healthy Eating, individual needs, meal planning, Medical advice, nutrition, obese child, parental guilt, physical activity, portion control, school lunches, sibling jealousy, skinny child, SkinnyVsChonkCraft, weight loss

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!

But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!

And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockySacrificeCraft

appreciation, BlockySacrificeCraft, Empathy, Experience, giving up, Gratitude, hindsight, IMPORTANCE, lessons learned, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, sacrifice, Selflessness, Understanding, Value, WORTH..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is losing your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, on our server, sacrifices are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of sacrificing your rarest items to summon powerful mobs to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?

So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5476
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Farms Harvested:	592

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

About Us

Features

Non-Features

Ready to Join?

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

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Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5