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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
Crops Grown: 4786 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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