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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68
Star Shards Collected: 199 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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