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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 4096 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Farms Harvested: 630 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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