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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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