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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3631
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreeperCrisis

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Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ores Mined:	6566	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

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so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Emeralds Found:	2892	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	6519

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/vail-lifesteal-smp/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2844
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

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Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DoubleDineDrama

alcohol consumption, bill splitting, birthday celebration, DoubleDineDrama, fair share, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, financial fairness, fixed price menu, individual contributions, meal arrangements, meal bill, meal choices, meal etiquette, meal expenses, personal budget, social pressure

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3483	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyRegretz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GroundZero

abandoned cities, airdrops, base building, devastated world, Economy, endless night, exclusive weapons, gathering resources, hidden loot, hordes of zombies, intense gameplay, loot rooms, Modded minecraft, PvP, rare items, secret traders, Survival, Valuable Loot, working together, zombie apocalypse

About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.