Hobosapians | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crops Grown:	4984	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	4455	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	4885	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Towns Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8406
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Shattered Realms Restored:	2